Media Whore

"I only came here to do two things tonight, drink some beer and kick some ass...Looks like we're almost outta beer."

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Halloween

So I FINALLY found some decent scary movies on TV, but of course they are all edited for TV. Blah!

Anyway, I was watching Halloween and I couldn't help but notice how mean Lori's "friends" were to her! Maybe all that time Michael Meyers was just pissed at her friends for being mean to his little sister. And then he went after her because he was mad that she was a spine less wimp who let her friends put her down and walk all over her.

Didn't anyone ever think about that???

Sunday, October 24, 2004

I Feel Ripped Off!

Hmmm...I really don't think I am a kids book! And I am really starting to hate quizilla...

You are Stone Soup!
You are Stone Soup! Truly, you are classic
literature, but your cheerful effervescence
keeps you from being one of those boring
"adult" books. Aww! You're so cute!
"Make it well, and when it's done, share
Stone Soup with everyone!" You will also
enjoy any children's book.


Which Piece of Classic Literature are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Bam!

I tried to post the picture of Bam to this site, but instead it went to my other Blog. So click here to see how adorable he is. Anyway, it is 1:30 am and I am a big loser because I am still up watching reruns of Viva La Bam. And eagerly awaiting the premiere of his third season on MTV that starts tomorrow. And for the record, I am also totally addicted to Pimp My Ride. I don't know what's up with that. I guess I heart Xhibit, too. X to the Z, Baby!

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Most Pointless Use of 30 Minutes

OH. MY. GOD.

Laguna Beach on MTV. I will never get those 30 minutes back. I could cry, it was so painful.

I think I could officially hate MTV for this. HATE.

Is it 1986?

Cameo will be playing in the LBC soon.

What?

Cameo? Seriously? Cameo, as in "Word Up" and....ummm...did they have any other songs? I almost want to go just to see who pays good money to see Cameo.

I am at a loss.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Movie Quote Quiz of the Day

This is a great movie! It seemed particularly appropriate with all the talk of tiny food today. Please put your guess in the comments section:

"Something strange happened to me this morning..."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"

Monday, October 11, 2004

TV is Ruining My Life!

Ladies and Germs, the Fall Season is upon us. And with that, we as the television audience, are bombarded with new shows. Most of which are crap.

Here is what I don't understand: why do the stations insist on taking the same idea, adding a different host/music/cast, and slap on a different title when it is the same exact show!?!? And what is even worse, is that the viewing audience buys into it! The shows that are "smart" and "different" get the shaft, because really, who wants to think when they watch TV. It is much more entertaining to watch grown men squeeze into girdles and fight over a bouquet. Ugh!

As a life-long, self-proclaimed Couch Potato, I am embarrassed by some of the crap that is on television. The Television Executives must be laughing their asses off at us. They are sitting around, thinking of the most hideous situations to put people in and getting paid for it. Not fair! And shame on us for buying into it!

I can admit that I like a good reality show now and again (TAR, The Apprentice, the Joe Schmo Show), but once a concept has been done, LEAVE IT ALONE!! Why must we re-visit it again and again?

Oh! And when something different and somewhat far-fetched (yet entertaining) does come along, what do you hear people say? "Oh that would never happen." Yeah, no shit, that's why I'm watching it!

Am I the only one that's getting bored of reality television? The only thing it is really teaching me is that are a lot of dumb fucks out there. A LOT.

On a different note, I am totally loving Desperate Housewives (did I just completely ruin my credibility there?). There are many things to hate about the show, but as far as I am concerned, it has one saving grace: Marcia Cross. Damn that woman plays a psycho like nobody's business! There was a scene in the first episode where she is standing in front of the mirror. I was on the edge of my seat just waiting for her to peel off her wig, revealing a HUGE disfiguring scar on the side of her head! That would be so cool! And would make the show that much better! Writers take note!

Also, I must jump on the Lost bandwagon. Hands down the best new show of the season and the only one that I truly look forward to each week. Plus, Ian Somerhalder...mmmm...Now that's good television...